I wanted to make a post about stupid shit people say, and see what we can get going. I asked my friend the other day if he could buy me apple juice, and he fucking asked me what flavor I wanted.. He also told me how he was gonna get to the sun, and I asked him how. He told me he was gonna go when it was dark outside so he wouldn't burn.
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