After dinner he asks his son what he did after school.
Son says he did his homework. Robot slaps son.
Son admits he was at a friend's house watching movies.
Father asks what movie did son watch.
Son says they watched Toy Story. Robot slaps son.
Son admits they were watching porn.
Father says at this age he did not even know what porn was. Robot slaps Dad.
Mother laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." Robot slaps woman.
Robot for sale.
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