Naughty with the pickle slicer

bill works in a pickle factory,
he had been employed there for several years
till one day he came home and confessed to his
wife that he had a terrible compunction.
he had an urge to stick his penis into the
pickle slicer. his wife recommended he see a
sex theripist but bill indicated he would be to embarrassed. he vowed to overcome the urge on his own. one day a few weeks later, bill came home, his wife could see that somthing terrible had happend.
"my god bill what happened"" she said
""do you remember when i told you i had an urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?""
""oh no bill you didn't!"" she replied
""yes i did"" he said.
""well my god bill what happend?"" she asked him
""i got fired"" he said. she paused for a moment
""no bill i mean what happened with the pickle slicer?""
""oh