This sikh man (called sardarji, and a butt of jokes in india) is going on a company tour.

he has noticed his wife looking longingly at the young boys playing cricket, and the boys playing cricket looking lustlily at his wife.

but now he is required to go on a three day tour, and leave his wife alone. he is sure that the wife will call the boys up for sex, and that there will be a lot of sex. so he comes up with a plan.

he says to his wife, "do you know why those boys are playing cricket and not having sex with older married women?"

the wife is surprised at this question because that was exactly what was in her mind. "no darling. tell me why?"

"because", says the sardar, "they have two penises!"

the wife is shocked, but she looks at her husband and he seems really serious, so she decides to believe him.

then the sardar goes down to talk to the boys. the topic immediately goes to sex. the sardar feigns disappointment. "i thought that marriage will mean that i will have lots of sex. but alas, it is impossible to have sex with my wife."

"what?!" the boys exclaim, "why is it impossible?"

"because", says the sardar, "my wifes vagina has a hand inside it. and the only time i tried to have sex with her, that hand grabbed my penis and almost ripped it off."

the boys are shocked, but the sardar looks completely serious so they decide to believe him.

the next day, the sardars wife is alone and standing in the gallery watching the boys. the boys look up to her, and she beckons them to come in her house. now the boys are completely scared but they are also keen to have sex, so they come up with a plan. one boy volunteers to go in, with some rope tied around his waist. then he would make some excuse and come out to the gallery to throw the other end of the rope out. and if he would tug on the rope, they other boys are supposed to pull him out.

all that is done and the wife is naked and the boy is about to go in. the sardars wife thinks, since these boys have two penises, i will just reach down and grab one penis. so she reaches down and grabs the boys penis.

the boy thinks that the hand inside the vagina has come out to rip off his penis, and frantically starts tugging at the rope, and his buddies pull him out of there.

the sardar was able to ensure that his wife does not fuck around.

ps: i am drunk. this is a joke we told in school when we were in 8th standard. bhenchod.