Steve goes to his doctor for a checkup after a hernia repair. The doctor says to him, "Well Steve, it looks like your operation was a success, everything is looking normal and you should be fully healed in about 6 weeks. However, due to the nature of your condition, you must not lift anything heavier than 5 lbs, due to the risk of damaging the affected area."
Steve looks blankly at him and replies, "Well how on earth am I supposed to take a piss, then?!"
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