A man works at a factory. One day, he goes to see his doctor.
"Listen Doc, I have to be honest. Recently I've been wanting to stick my dick in the pickle slicer at work."
The Doctor, shocked, says "Wh-Why? No, don't do that!"
"But it's just so tempting."
"Listen, just get some rest, go to work, and come back tomorrow."
The man leaves, go's to work, and comes back the next day.
"I did it, doc. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer."
"Oh-Oh god! What...what happened?"
"Oh, I got fired."
"Well, what about the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired too."
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