Stepping on Ducks

One day, a woman died and went to heaven. An angel met her at
the gateway to heaven and said "Welcome to heaven. Everything
here is perfect. You may do whatever you want. The only
exception is, there are ducks walking around everywhere. You may
not step on any of them, or you will be punished. After a year,
if you have not stepped on any ducks, you will be rewarded." The
woman agreed so the angel took her into heaven. She discovered a
chain linked to her wrist, though she had no idea why, but then
she realized that everyone else did, too. After awhile, the
woman began to watch other people and see what happened. She saw
a really pretty woman step on a duck because it had gotten
in her way. She saw the angel go up to the woman, talk to her,
and then chain her to an ugly man. The man said, "Wow, you are
the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." The woman said, "And
you are so ugly I can't believe I stepped on that damn duck."
After that she saw a handsome man step on a duck and swear. The
angel went over to him and talked to him. Then he walked over to
the woman and said, "You have been good, so you are going to be
rewarded." The woman was excited to see what her reward was. The
angel then took the man by his chain and hooked it to the
woman's. The woman said, "Wow, you are the hottest man I've ever
seen."