Let's face it, dating as a middle age man sucks. It's kinda like being in a Star Wars movie, .... more specifically, like an adventure in the Millennium Falcon.
If your aren't settling for a bitch as hairy as Chewbacca .... you have to fall back to Hans Solo.
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