(as if told by Johnny Carson) Did you hear about the new Star Wars movie? They say Harrison Ford looks old in the picture, very old ("HOW OLD IS HE??")
(as if told by Johnny Carson) Did you hear about the new Star Wars movie? They say Harrison Ford looks old in the picture, very old ("HOW OLD IS HE??")
He's so old, they had to add safety bars to the bathroom in the Millenium Falcon!
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