3 Guys just climbed the the highest mountain in the Swiss Alps and they see an old man dressed in rags standing near the the cliff on the opposite side...
The old man says *"Welcome to the Magical Mountain... This mountain will allow you to transform into anything you wish! Just run and jump off this cliff and in the air YELL what you want to turn into! Just like this..."* he runs and jumps and yells "**FALCON**"... he magically turns into a falcon and flies away!
The 3 guys were amazed and all decided to try.
The 1st guy runs and jumps and yells "**EAGLE**"... he magically turns into an eagle and flies away!
The 2nd guy runs and jumps and yells "**OWL**"... he magically turns into an owl and flies away!
The 3rd guy runs and right before he jumps he trips on a rock and yells "**SHIT**"
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