a irishman went to a beach in Austarlia but he never seemed to make it with any girls so he decided to ask the local lifeguard for help." how do i get all the girls to be attracted to me"? asked the irishman."well" said the lifeguard." go and buy a pair of speedos 2 sizes to small and put a fist sized potato inside them. so the next day the irishman came back with his speedos and his potato. every body stared and laughed at him. so the irishman decided to ask the lifeguard why everyone was looking at him. whilst laughing the lifeguard said. " you are supposed to put the potato in the front not the back"!!!
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