After a series of tests, the 3 top candidates were chosen for a final interview with the CIA Director for a job opening.
The first one's interview went really well... so the Director says: "I think you are the right man for the job, there is just one last thing you must do to prove your loyalty, here is a gun, go to the next room and shoot your wife".
The man stands up and says, "Sorry Sir, I can't do that" and walks out.
The same thing happens with the second applicant.
The third guy's interview went well, so he is asked to prove his loyalty to the future job in the same way.
The Guy takes the gun, goes next door.
The CIA Director hears : "Bang"..... pause ...... "Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang"...... long pause..... then a scuffle and noises...... silence.
The third applicant returns to the Director's office and says" Some Idiot loaded this gun with blanks... so I had to strangle her!"
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