When she sees it l, she says "why are you not wearing any clothes?". The daughter replied "this is my sex dress, I do this when ever I want my boy friend to have sex with me.". The mom says "oh I should try this with my boyfriend. And so later that night she gets naked and waits for her boyfriend to get home "he walks in the door and says "why are you not wearing any clothes?" And she says "daughter told me to wear my sex dress when I want to have sex with you" and her boyfriend said "well it could use a little ironing"
I had a customer where I work tell me this and I was dying
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