One day a Blonde was pulled over for speeding. the officer approached the car and asked the BlondE for her drivers license.
The BlOnDe replied queezicaly "What's that?"
The patrolman replied " That's the little card with your picture on it. Saying you know how to drive."
The BLOnde returned a perky "Oh! I got one of those!" and digs it out of her purse.
Next the patrolman requested her registration. again he was confronted with," What's that?" to which he answered, "Mam, That's the piece of paper that says you own the car."
Again the bloNDE reported "Oh! I got one of those." the patrolman took the documents back to his car and called them in. All was clear.
He returned the documents to the bLoNdE and unzipped his trousers and whipped out his penis, the BLONDe looked up and shrieked "NOT ANOTHER BREATHALYZER"
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