They arrive to The Gates, where St Peter awaits for them:
"Ah, you've arrived my daughters! Please have no fear, for you are nuns and will surely go to heaven. But before that, you must confess your sins and wash any sin off your body."
They form a queue and the first takes a step forward and says,
- I confess! I have, once in a lifetime, masturbated a man!
- Well then, says Peter, wash your hands in this holy basin of water.
As she does so, an argument breaks out between the other two. Intrigued, Peter asks what the problem is.
I would like to wash my mouth before the other one washes her buttocks, says the last in line.
edit: grammar
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