Quotes. . . .

- Some mornings, it just ain't worth chewing through the leather
straps.


- Chaos, panic, and disorder; my job is done here.


- Few women admit their age, even fewer men act theirs.


- Oh, wait, sorry, I didn't mean to look interested.


- DAMMIT, YOU'RE STILL TALKING?!


- Sex on the television can't hurt you . . . unless you fall off.


- Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.


- Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


- I went to hell, it was full, so I came back.


- Ya know what, it really don't matter if I win or lose, just as
long as I piss you off in the process.


- Pissed off? Hey, it's better than being pissed on.


- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my
grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the people in his
car.


- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


- It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way.


- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


- We're born naked, wet, and hungry. . . .then things get worse.


- God bless America. But, God, please help Canada.


- Hey, the light at the end of that tunnel may be an oncoming
train.


- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs
louder.


- Love thine enemies...it REALLY pisses them off.


- Friends come and go, but enemies seem to accumulate.


- You can only be young once, but you can be immature FOREVER!.


- Gravity sucks.


- There are few problems that cannot be solved with the usage of
high explosives.