The car stood ¡n the darkness of a deserted road. Directing the beam from his flashlight onto the automobile, a newly assigned policeman approached the car. When he came close enough to see inside the car, he found a guy and his girl silently sìtting in the front seat.
“Dead battery?” he asked the boy.
“No,” the boy replied, glaring at his girl companion,“flat tire!”
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