The girl started screaming “Oh my God, help me, there’s a
wasp inside me!”
The boyfriend quickly covered her with his jacket, carried her to the car and raced to the hospital where he explained the situation.
After examining her, the doctor realized that the wasp was in too deep to be reached. The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if the
young sir would permit.”
The boyfriend agreed that he willing to do whatever it took to get the wasp out.
The doctor said, “Okay, what I suggest you do is rub some jam over the top of your penis and insert it into your young lady. When you feel the wasp getting closer to the tip, withdraw it and the wasp should hopefully follow it out.”
The boyfriend agreed, but was so upset and nervous that he was unable to rise to the occasion.
“If neither of you object, I could give it a try,” suggested the doctor.
The boyfriend nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said “Yes, yes, whatever, please just get on with it!”
The doctor quickly undressed, dipped his penis in jam and mounted the woman. Her boyfriend watched with alarm as the doctor began thrusting forcefully and showed no signs of pulling out.
The boyfriend, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted: “Now, wait a minute, what the hell do you think
you’re doing?”
“Change of plan,” gasped the doctor. “The wasp is in too deep. I’m going to try to drown the little fucker.”
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