Starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yetbut the drunker I stand herethe longer I getJust give me one more drinkto fill me cup'cuz I got all day soberto Sunday up.:-)
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