Mom: "no! Don't!"
Dad: *sweats profusely*
Mom: "..."
Dad: "no son of mine is gay!"
Son: "what? That's...super homophobic!"
Mom: "Dad! I'm shocked!"
Dad: "hi shocked, I'm dad."
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