On a private plane flight there were a priest, two nuns and the pilot.
After a while, the pilot turns on the autopilot calls the priest aside and says to him:
- Sir, I am sorry, the plane will fall soon and there are only two parachutes. They are for both of us.
- And the nuns?
- The nuns... fuck them!
- And... Do we have time??
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