2 cops are sitting outside a bar on patrol when they notice a clearly intoxicated man walking to the parking lot. They decided to wait for the man to get into his car before stopping and talking to him. As the man approachs the parking lot he staggers, falls, drops his keys, etc...
After over an hour of watching this man and other bar patrons passing by and laughing he finally gets to his car and gets the keys in the door.
He opens the door, climbs in, drops his keys one last time, then stars the engine. Immediately the 2 cops jump into action and pull up behind him, blocking him in.
"Sir, we suspect you have been drinking, please step out of the vehicle" says the one cop.
The man exits his vehicle and asks in a slurred manor, "what seems to be the issue?"
The police tell him again the suspect the use of alcohol and ask if he will submit to a few field sobriety tests, the man agrees.
As the final patrons of the bar leave the police sit and ask the man to complete a few simple tasks, they are then astonished to find the man is completely sober!
"Sir, have you in fact ben drinking tonight?" Asks the second officer.
"No sir." The man's says in a perfectly clear voice.
"I was just the designated distraction"
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