Father replies, "You want to know the difference between theory & reality, huh... Ok, go upstairs and ask your mother if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars."
So the son goes upstairs and a few minutes later comes back down.
"Dad, Mom said Yes, she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars."
Dad says, "Well there ya go son. In theory we'd be millionaires... In reality, your mother's a whore!"
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