I met up with my zoologist friend the other day and he told me that he's working on a big project - he's attempting to study the characteristics of giraffes across various taxonomical groups.

Never trust a...

You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to.

Why does internet...

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

You can't run...

Because it's past tents

Good old Seniors

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly...

A guy walks into...

he says "Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?" and a small voice from...

Scream is heard...

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later,...

Twenty years ago...

The coathanger still got him in the end.

Favorite quote

why did the blonde jump off the cn tower............. because she thought...

Having lunch one...

A sex therapist tells her friend "Did you know that 90% of all people...

A Sportsmans Double

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a...