American:I am going to get laid today..
Indian:I am going to try and get her phone number..
American:I am going to hangout with my friends today
Indian:I am going to prepare for my final board exams tomorrow..
Lastly..
American:I am going to travel to an exotic place today..(like London,los Angeles etc)
Indian:I AM GOING TO STUDY HARD FROM NOW ON FOR THE 'ENTRANCE EXAM' NEXT YEAR!!
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