Woman walks past a patients room, only to see the male patient masturbating furiously. The doctor sees her shock and explains that he has a testicular problem of excessive sperm production and that if he doesn't masturbate five times daily, his testicles become very swollen and painful.
She calms down and continues down the hall, this time encountering a male patient receiving oral pleasures from one of the nurses. *How do you explain this?!* She exclaimed.
Doctor replies, *same problem, better health plan*
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