Joke about russian mafia and plastic surgeon

Once, during the shooting, one mafia member shot off the lips.
He going to the surgeon. He examined wounded and told Him
- I don't have lips for change. But i have women labia.-
-Ok- told him mafiozz i- sew, which is, so as not to be visible teeth -
Surgeon made operation, and mafiozzi get off.
Month later surgeon meet mafia member on the street and ask him
- How are you feel after operation?-
- I'm all right doctor. Everything ok! But i have small problem!-
When i see dick, my lips is shaking and flows saliva.

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