13 Signs You're Not At The Real Senate Impeachment

13) Videotaped "deposition" consists solely of Sharon Stone crossing and
uncrossing her legs.
12) Judge Judy unleashes a stern tongue-lashing, telling everyone to "just
grow up."
11) Senator Moe's frequent outbursts of "Why, I ought..."
10) Presiding Judge is wearing four gold stripes. And nothing BUT stripes.
9) Mandatory line dancing between votes.
8) Ten minutes into Hamburgler's testimony, you realize "Mayor McCheese"
*isn't* a tacky name for Bill Clinton.
7) 15 minute recess involves a slide and monkey bars.
6) Strom Thurmond just moved.
5) George Will is presiding over the hearings and the "Rip Clinton a New
Rectum" motion just passed.
4) No "Eau de Kennedy."
3) All testimony submitted in the form of a dirty limerick.
2) For $20, "Monica" allows anyone to play the part of "Bill" during the
re-enactment.
1) Only vote against impeachment? Senator John Bobbitt. This list copyright
1999 by Chris White
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