Anywhere the whale was, all the denizens of the ocean knew they would see the herring near-by. And vice-versa.
And then one day, the herring was spotted without the whale - no whale within a hundred miles.
So this dolphin asked the herring - where's your pal the whale?
And the herring said -
How the hell should I know? Am I my blubber's kipper?
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