So, this nice looking old lady sat next to me at the bar and told me this joke.

At the zoo a Gorilla keeper was working. His wife showed up at lunch time to bring him his lunch.

"Honey, come out of the cage and get your lunch!"

"No dear, I want you to come in here and bring it to me."

"But, isn't that Gorilla dangerous!? I can't do that!"

"No, no! It's just fine. He's real docile and in fact I need your help!"

"Well, alright if you say so."

She comes in to the cage and the Gorilla doesn't move.

"Now dear, we've been having trouble getting this Gorilla to do anything but sit there. Just lift up your shirt and bra and show him your boobs."

"What!?" she ponders for a moment. "You swear this Gorilla isn't dangerous?"

"I swear dear." Then she does as he says and shows her boobs. The Gorilla starts thumping his chest and grunting in excitement.

"Look at that! That's the most excitement that we've seen out of him yet! Say, Dear, why don't you go ahead and show him the whole package!"

Still nervous, but kind of excited, she does what he says. Just then the man grabs his lunch and runs out of the cage! The Gorilla can't contain himself and comes after her!

"What the hell are you doing!? Let me out of here you bastard!"

"Why don't you try telling *him* that you *have a headache*, dear!"