So this guy is the only customer in the bar when a group of 5 beautiful girls walks in and sits down at a table. He says to the barkeep, "I bet you $1000 I can have sex with all of them tonight." The barkeep replies, "Really? What's your secret?"

The guy says, "I'm a rapist!"

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