Three friends are in a bar when they see the most attractive woman they have ever layed eyes on. They approach the woman, and ask her what they have to do for at least one of them to have sex with her. The woman says that in a week, whoever has the largest balls can have sex with her. She tells them to meet her at a hotel exactly one week from now.
The first guy goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I need something to make my balls get bigger." The doctor gives him some pills and tells him to only take one a day. He follows the doctors instructions.
The second guy goes to the same doctor a little later, and the doctor tells him the same thing. But instead of following the directions, he takes two a day.
The third guy waits until the day before, then goes to the doctor and tells him what he needs. The doctor gives him the instructions, but instead he takes all of the pills before bed that night.
The big day comes and the guys are outside of the hotel room. The woman calls and says "Come in."
She points at guy #1 and says "Drop your pants." He drops his pants and his balls are the size of oranges.
She does the same for guy #2 and his balls are the size of watermelons.
She looks at guy #3 and he drops his pants. His balls cant be seen. She looks at him kind of weird and asks "Is that it?"
With a smirk, he yells "Roll em in boys!"
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