...and the Madam asks him what kind of girl he's looking for. He tells her he's kind of short on money but he isn't picky about girls so she gives him to Sandpaper Sally. After only a couple of seconds of sex he figures out why she is called that. He stops and says, "Look this is just too uncomfortable, is there anything you can do?" She thinks for a moment and leaves for a minute and comes back and they go back at it. He's like, "Wow that's so much better, what did you go and do?" She looks at him and says, "Oh, I just went and picked all of the scabs out."
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