I looked in her eyes, and said, "you're gonna need to do better than that," which immediately embarrassed me. I knew I should've been more appreciative, so I said, "Sorry." I thought long and hard about the nuances of how I said sorry and everything, I didn't want her to think me strange or anything. But I guess she was sort of into self deprecation. She told me, "put it in my ass big boy," which was cool because usually bitches aren't that assertive. I heard some knocking at the door. "Shit," I said, and I went to a see it. It was the police. and though it was inconceivably painful to watch them take my bitch away to the pound because I practiced beastiality, by far the most traumatizing part for me and I think the dog, too, was the confiscation of my special peanut butter I used to get the dog to start licking my cock in the first place.
DON'T YA' HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!?
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