Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl's life, but the pit bull is killed in the process.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'", the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!", says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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