So there's a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs. A good looking guy walks by and she says "Hey can you hug me I've never been hugged before." so the guy hugs her. She then says "Hey could you kiss me I've never been kissed before." so the guy gives her a kiss. Seeing an opportunity she says "Hey can you fuck me I've never been fucked before." The guy picks her up throws her in the ocean and yells "HEY WELL I GUESS YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
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