... One night hubby comes home drunk.
"Woman! Get undressed!"
"Oh, boy" the woman thinks as she's undressing as quickly as possible "tonight's my lucky night!"
"Come in the hallway!" shouts the man.
The woman rushes to the hallway thinking "Ooo, stand up sex, my favourite!"
"Stand in front of the mirror!"
"Oh, watching him take me is gonna be so sexy!"
"Stand on your hands!"
She does so, thinking "Kinky! Me likes."
Then the husband grabs her by the ankles, squats, puts his chin on her vagina and asks: "Do you think a beard would look good on me?"
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