A man was driving on a desert road and saw a sign "my dog will give you a blow job for $20 - get the secondary road in 10 miles". He was very intrigued by that sign but kept driving. Five miles down, he saw the same sign again, saying to take the secondary road in 5 miles.
Intrigued by that he decided to take the secondary road arriving at a place with a sign "Deposit $20 on the box and ring the bell, my dog will give you a blow job in a minute."
The guy deposited $20 in the box, rang the bell and there comes the owner with a fluffy dog.
The owner says: "come on fluffy, give the man a blow job... c'mon fluffy... tuc tuc tuc... come on fluffy... " and the dog did not move an inch.
The owner again: "c'mon fluffy, give the man a blow job... c'mon fluffy"...
nothing.
The owner then gets down on his knees, grabs the man's dick and says: "damn it fluffy, this is the last time I teach you!"
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