So there was a guy who

,after a long day of driving, wanted to find a place to sleep. After driving for a while he came across a small farm. Thinking oh well it can't be that bad he knocks on the door and asks the man if he can spend the night at his farm. The man says yes on one condition "you cannot go into my cellur". The man just wanting to sleeps accepts this condition and goes to his room. Later that night the man can't sleep because he can't stop thinking about what in the world could be down in his cellur. After hours of thinking he finally gets up from his bed and goes to investigate. He goes down into the cellur and in the center is a cage with a purple gorilla in it and a sign next to it saying do not touch. Hmm well already breaking the other rule the man decides he wants to know what a purple gorilla would feel like. So he reaches in and touches it. As soon as he does the gorilla goes ape shit crazy. It begins yelling and screaming trying to reach out for the man through the bars. Unable to reach him the gorilla grabs the bars and using an immense amout of strength bends them open. The man, scared out of goddamn mind,immedietly runs up stairs and gets in his truck and begins driving. He starts going 40 miles an hour and bam there was the gorilla right behind so he starts to speed up to 60 70 80 miles per hour and to no avail the gorilla is still hot on his tail. Suddenly the gorilla jumps up onto the back of the truck. He grabs the windows and tears them off with an ungodly amount of strength. Suddenly the gorilla reaches through and touches the man's shoulder and says "Your it".