Stan is taking a piss in the bathroom.
He just got off the plane to Jamaica and it feels like the longest piss in his life.
As he's doing so, a Jamaican guy walks in and starts pissing right next to him.
The Jamaican then starts talking to him and gesturing to his junk, "Wagwan bruvuh? You see this? This is two feet of muscle mah bruvuh."
Then without saying a word he smashes the urinal with his dick, roaring at the top of his lungs.
Stan starts freaking out, backing away, stream still spraying haphazardly.
The Jamaican starts breaking all of the toilet stalls down one by one, swinging his tube steak around like a halberd.
He then approaches Stan making direct eye contact while smashing the sinks in the bathroom and hitting the air dryer buttons.
"YAH KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO?!?" he screams at Stan.
Lost for words and in the complete grip of fear, Stan can only sputter nonsense.
"IM GONNA PUT EET IN YOUR BUM!"
At these words Stan lets out the largest sigh of relief.
"Oh thank God! I thought you were going to beat me to death with it!"
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