We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic`.
"Woah” I said, "I don't know if I could keep up the pace with you now.. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway" she said giggling "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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