Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street...

...They come across a "World's most Beautiful Woman" competition, so Snow White gives it a try. She comes back and tells the others, "I've won first place!" They keep walking and see a "World's Strongest Man" competition and Superman gives it a try. He comes back saying, "I beat them all with ease." As they look for something for Pinocchio to do, they come across a "World's Best Liar" competition. "Oh this will be easy.", says Pinocchio. A little while later, he returns to the others with his head down. "Someone beat me.." He says. Snow White and Superman both ask, "Who?" Pinocchio looks up and says...."Ever heard of Hilary Clinton?"