...tell him "Sell all your belongings, quit your job, and buy a ticket to Las Vegas". Startled, Harry looked around his office to find the source of the voice. Just about the time he convinced himself that it had been his imagination, he hears it again. "Sell all your belongings, quit your job, and buy a ticket to Las Vegas".
This goes on for a few days, every few minutes Harry hears the voice in his head say the same thing, "Sell all your belongings, quit your job, and buy a ticket to Las Vegas." So, Harry has an estate sale. He sells everything he owns, his house, his car, all his furniture. Everything. He then calls up his boss and tells him he quits. He then takes all the money he has from the sale of his possessions, packs it into a duffle bag, and buys a plane ticket to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice in his head says "Go to the first casino you can find". So Harry walks into a casino right across the street from the airport. Upon entering, the voice says "Go to the roulette table." When Harry gets over to the crowded roulette table, the voice in his head says "Bet everything on number 22." Harry puts his bag full of money on the table and wagers it all on number 22.
The attendant spins the wheel, drops the marble, and everyone watches as it bounces and clatters around, finally coming to rest on number 8. The voice in Harry's head says "FUCK!"
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