And we had a lot of left over medical supplies including ( I kid you not ) Magic butt paste. My wife and I were sitting down with her Mother trying to figure out what we were going to do with all the supplies. My wife commented she was pretty sure that we could use most of it but had no idea what we would do with all the Butt paste. When my wife's mother asked how much did Hospices give us, I didn't hesitate to reply " An ass load apparently. "
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