Coffee or Sex

One day a Blonde tells her husband that the toilet don't flush.
The husband says, "What you think? I am not a plumber."


A week later she tells her husband that the lights don't work.
Once again the husband says, "What you think? I am not
electrician."


A week later the husband asks his blonde wife, "Did you call the
plumber and the electrician?" "Yea, They ask me for a cup of
coffee or sex." The husband asks, "They fix all this, for a cup
of coffee?" "No," the blonde wife replied, "What you think? I am
not Starbucks employee."