So last night, my girlfriend and I took a nice stroll around the park. We fed birds, ate ice cream on the park bench, ran around, laughed, played and kissed on the soft green grass. We were typical young adults making love every chance we got. We didn't make love because we specifically were attracted to each other but because we loved each other and new that we were meant to be.
A few months later, I asked her to marry me and she said,''yes.'' We spent the next few years, buying a house, buying a car and enjoying life together. We had everything we wanted: great friends, beautiful children, money, great jobs; you name it. We grew old together and were happy as can be knowing that our children grew up to be successful, content and extremely intelligent.
We both retired and lived the rest of our lives in extreme happiness and peace. We sat out on the porch every day staring into each others eyes and talking about our younger days. There was nothing that could separate us. Even death would not sever the love our souls have bonded into ourselves. It was the perfect life.
That was the best dream I've ever had.
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