A man was engaged to a woman with a very beautiful and hot younger sister.
One night before the wedding, the groom drove to his fiancé's house to drop off some stuff for the wedding. When he got there, only the hot younger sister was there and she informed him that her parents and older sister just left to go shopping and would not be back for a few hours. Suddenly, to his surprise, the hot younger sister hugged and kissed him torridly and kept saying stuff like "i've always wanted you" and "this will just be between the two of us". "wait.." the groom said, pushed her away, then franticly ran out of the house towards his car.
To his surprise, the parents of the bride was standing outside by the front door! With teary eyes they shook his hand and told him that he passed the test and that he was truly deserving to marry their daughter.
Moral of the story..?
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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