One day a guy comes home from work to find his wife packing her bags, when he asks her what she is doing she replies, "I'm fed up, I'm moving to New York." The guy is puzzled and asks her why, "because I have found out that I can get $20 for what I give you for free," she answered. The woman got up and went to wait on the porch for her cab to arrive. After about 10 minutes the husband joins her on the porch with his bags. "Where are you going?" She asks. "I want to see how you are going to survive on $40 a year," was the husbands reply.
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