So A guy goes to the doctor...
Guy: "hey doc my dong is real messed up."
Doctor: " Well lets take a look." Guy whips his dick out....
Doctor:(Gasps) " Damn!!!"
The doctor is confronted with a Gnarled, twisted dangle unlike any other.
Doctor: "Well..Uhh I gotta run some tests it'll take a couple days, i'll get back to you"
The tests get run, nothing can explain the mans mangled dick.
Doctor:"Sorry, test came up negative, There's nothing i can do for you."
Fast forward five years. The doctor is relieving himself at baseball game, he glances over.To his surprised the man with the gnarled package is taking a leak. The doctor Taps off, zips up and turns to see the man wringing his dick out.
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