A woman goes to the doctor... [NSFW]

A woman goes to the doctor and says "By Hubbanb li nadal deck."
The doctor is baffled and says, "I'm sorry, I can't understand you at all."
The patient takes a deep breath and tries to speak a bit more clearly: "My hubband like nadal decks."
The doctor realises what she is trying to say. "Your husband likes nasal sex? Well, that's certainly unusual, but I don't quite understand what the problem is."
The woman is clearly annoyed. "Gan I ged regged?" She demands.
Once again, the doctor can't understand her, so she takes another deep breath and tries again. "Can I ged bregnand?"
The doctor understands her this time. "Can you get pregnant? Through nasal sex? No. No, of course you can't," he says.
The woman snorts loudly through both nostrils, clearing her nose.
"Thank God for that, I was beginning to get really worried," she says.

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